the 2012 trivial drivel thread

[HairOfTheDog]

At 3:30 this morning, someone called me and left a lengthy, drunk and rambling voicemail about someone being in a "random house with a dude", peeing in the street and walking home in high heels. Whoever they are, I hope they found who they were looking for calling me.

I did, thanks.

Thanks for calling to check up, user. I finally stumbled home safely. Kiped a book from the Random House, but lost a heel to water damage on the journey. Ah well, all's well that ends well...