Phone Etitquette

[Ma Huang Sor]

Please do not breathe on the phone with your mouth open. It's gross.

Please do not eat while on the phone. I do not want to hear your food smacking around in your mouth.

Please please please do not pee while on the phone. That is the most offensvie of all.

It's 10am here and I have had all of these happen to me this morning. I don't like it.

Please do not place your breasteses on the phone while talking, it makes it difficult to hear what you're saying.