Phone Etitquette

[Duchess]

Do not call & ask "who is this?". I will hangup on you.

Do not call & say, "hold, please". I will hangup on you.

Do not call & ask "what are you doing". I will say Jesus Christ.

Do not call in the mornings & expect to chat, just because I work from home doesn't mean I'm willing to stop what I'm doing & indulge in friendly chat.

If I love you I will always make time for you whenever you call.