Newbie on the board/lady cop forum

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You're playing with fire there, Twiggy. Christ, you should eat once in a while, when you turn sideways, you're almost invisible. Maybe Lisa can teach you not to binge and purge?

Huh? How am I playing with fire?

Hrumph, probably need to use a wide angle lense to get your man gut in a photo, lard butt.

I eat a lot! But I exercise every damn day too.

So Lisa, how tall are you so we can decide if you're fat?