05-25-2012, 12:50 PM
(05-25-2012, 11:54 AM)username Wrote: I have horrible cramps and I'm bleeding like nobody's business.
The diarrhea is just making things worse. I thought, since it's Friday and all, I'd enjoy a nice egg mcmuffin but no sooner had I ingested it than that sumbitch exploded out my ass. I just got lucky there was only a single stall at the McDonald's restaurant but damn, I left a stanky smell in there.
Happy Friday.
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