05-27-2012, 03:57 PM
The strip along Miami Beach is nasty and good luck finding a decent hotel. We stayed at The Alexander which was ok, but I swear it's haunted. The first room they gave us we walked in and the room was all dark with a cigarette burning in the ashtray. If that wasn't creepy enough the next room they gave us I heard knocking on the walls all night, scared the shit out of my son.
I don't plan on going back to Miami anytime soon, although we did eat lunch at a kick ass bakery and Shula's steakhouse at the hotel was pretty good. Oh and contrary to popular belief, it's not where the beautiful people go. I saw nothing but a bunch of fat asses and a gay guy in a thong.
I don't plan on going back to Miami anytime soon, although we did eat lunch at a kick ass bakery and Shula's steakhouse at the hotel was pretty good. Oh and contrary to popular belief, it's not where the beautiful people go. I saw nothing but a bunch of fat asses and a gay guy in a thong.