Ass kisser award Winner announced

[Donovan]

For somebody stating his disgust and disapproval for gay sex you sure do spend an awful lot of time talking about it. Describing it, imagining it...writing it down.

You were also awfully interested in what color pumps I would buy. Now here you are starting yet another "award show " parody.


You sure you don't secretly wanna be a bone smuggler? What's your take on show tunes?

I don't think you fit in well in Mock, you're not good at it.

I was just thinking if I can't get some closeted feller who calls himself dick to like me I might have to leave the board.

Nah, fuck that dude.