06-05-2012, 10:09 AM
(06-05-2012, 07:45 AM)pspence Wrote: Duchess and LC are chicks that if were neighbors or worked with....wherever I had had the opportunity to cross paths with... i would have wanted to hang out with. Ok I'm an admitteded ass kisser! So shoot me. But I don't say things that aren't true to me either.
I'd also be very proud if either Duchess, Ninja, MidwestSpy, Hair, KrystalShores, Aussie, (yes, even bitchgirl Cracker), User or Sally and some others were one of my kids....(let me remove Midwest from that list cause if he were my kid I then i couldn't show him my "still fabulous (yet slightly in need of surgical perky enhancement)...boobs. Ok okay that was gross but they are still fabulous...
Most all Mockers are really cool people except for of course that old fart, opinionated asshole, relic of the past, set in his ways, son of a bitch - Dick.
(Damn. I wanna go to one of those pirate parties so badly!!). I'm so in. I'll bring the kegs.
I'll just be your step-son, that way it won't be too creepy.