Would you?

[HairOfTheDog]

I don't have hair on my back.

That piece of honesty works in your favor. A little man back hair is fine; none is just as good.

Still undecided though. PRETENDING THAT YOU AREN'T IN A COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP (cuz that's an automatic "unfuckable"), are you one of those guys who feels that more than a mouthful (in terms of breasts) is too much? I've seen this claim made on line, but I've never once heard such bigotry personally. Could be because it's hard to talk with your mouth more than full though. Tell me the truth.