THE KINGDOM OF MOCK

[ramseycat]

You've been hanging out with Ramsey haven't you?

If I had a choice between you & her, I'd take her, at least she's fun and knows how to laugh. I have no desire to spend the rest of my life in prison for slitting your throat while you slept because you're an insufferable, buzzkill fuck. Beat it, bitch.

I'd hang with you two Duchess. We'd drink and shop for shoes and do The Carlton when we found some fabulous shoes with a bag to match!

(put a pillow over Dick's face while he sleeps. Less messy than a knife. Put some Benedryl in his beer so he sleeps good.