06-11-2012, 06:58 AM
That's not a lie, that's foot in mouth.
Reminds me of a time when I went back to the small town I grew up in for the first time in years for a wedding. A few of us had gathered at a pub for drinks when I spotted a girl from high school. I looked over at her, she was kinda back turned to us, and I said to the guys I was having a beer with "Hey, isn't that XX, goddamn her arse is three times as wide as school days, she was the biggest slut in town" I turn and look and all the guys look horrified except one who looks a little pissed and I say to him in more or less the next breath "and you married her, didn't you?"
He just looks at me and says "Three from three."
Reminds me of a time when I went back to the small town I grew up in for the first time in years for a wedding. A few of us had gathered at a pub for drinks when I spotted a girl from high school. I looked over at her, she was kinda back turned to us, and I said to the guys I was having a beer with "Hey, isn't that XX, goddamn her arse is three times as wide as school days, she was the biggest slut in town" I turn and look and all the guys look horrified except one who looks a little pissed and I say to him in more or less the next breath "and you married her, didn't you?"
He just looks at me and says "Three from three."
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