06-15-2012, 11:02 AM
This is my husbands favorite...
An extremely naive chick on her honeymoon calls her mom in distress and says, "mom, oh my, he wants to put his you know what inside me....her mom says "its ok sweetheart that's where babies come from". The next night the chick calls up her mom still very upset and says "mom, mom what do I do he wants to put his you know what inside my mouth!" The mom replies, " that's alright dear, that's where jewelry comes from".
An extremely naive chick on her honeymoon calls her mom in distress and says, "mom, oh my, he wants to put his you know what inside me....her mom says "its ok sweetheart that's where babies come from". The next night the chick calls up her mom still very upset and says "mom, mom what do I do he wants to put his you know what inside my mouth!" The mom replies, " that's alright dear, that's where jewelry comes from".
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