First World Problems

[Cracker]

You know I say this gross stuff to keep the old perverts from flirting with me, being mean to them also works with the exception of MS. Ramsey might enjoy flirting with them, but I think it's creepy.

I know, honey. And you own them. They didn't even notice.

I think Duchess and LC should think about adding a hookup forum. People who are here for sex rather than a few laughs won't have to waste their time reading the rest of this stuff.

I don't understand the online flirting thing. Either I want your head between my legs or I don't. If I do, you already know. I don't need the extra sexual attention from other women's husbands. It isn't flattering.