Are you a judgemental person?

[Cracker]

Fuck it.....yes i am judgemental. Take a look at Cracker....she's a perfect example of a yappy little chihuahua, all cute and fluffy but won't shut the hell up...ultimately compelling one to dropkick it over the fence.

Who in their right bloody mind would want to carry that around in their handbag all day??

If you only knew about me and Chihuahuas...

If you are going to go with the Cracker-this-and-Cracker-that style, you will love ramsey. I think maybe similar people can pick up a marking scent over the Internet. You are proving my hypothesis.

You are boring without me. Just like the other one. I'm the best thing about you...