Ramsey has hacked in to my email account...

[ramseycat]

We both know that I am neither ugly, fat, stupid, poor, blah blah blah whatever other insults you throw out. That is what bugs you the most. If I was any of that you probably wouldn't bother with me.

Are you trying to insinuate that Cracker is attracted to you? That maybe under all this smoke and fire burns a forbidden attraction that only Sappho herself would understand?

Aaahhh yea, no. She doesn't like other women that are prettier, smarter, friendlier, well you get it..than her.