Our Government needs some

[cladking]

We have the best government money can buy. Every new program makes dozens of new millionaires getting it through Congress and hundreds more when it gets enacted. Of course it costs the taxpayer everything including his freedom but this is a small price to pay to see more people beholden to the status quo that puts them in office.

Soon enough everyone will work for government and we'll have a workers' paradise where no one does anything at all and no one will really care. Utopia simply consists of holding no one but animals to any standards while marching lockstep to our next handout.