Back to the gym

[Donovan]

True story, when I first cracked open the p90x I popped in one of the dvd's and that overcaffienated maniac dude started in telling us what to do with little timers at the bottom of the screen. I did okay at first and they seemed deceptively easy, shit like "drop this towel on the floor and run around it for five minutes" but I quickly found I was sweaty, sucking wind and completely gassed. Dvd wasn't finished but I figured it was a good effort for my first day and I went to flop down on the couch and grab the remote to pause. Right as I did, that cocky little crackfiend on the tv says "Okay everybody, that's enough warmup! Let's get to the workout!"
Nothing like a steaming bowl of humiliation to remind you what your condition really is...