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Favorite Jokes
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Morning Sex

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!"

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"

She explained, "The egg timer's broken."
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Favorite Jokes - by Ma Huang Sor - 06-15-2012, 08:30 AM
RE: Favorite Jokes - by ZEROSPHERES - 06-15-2012, 08:33 AM
RE: Favorite Jokes - by Donovan - 06-15-2012, 10:25 AM
RE: Favorite Jokes - by pspence - 06-15-2012, 11:02 AM
RE: Favorite Jokes - by Ma Huang Sor - 06-16-2012, 08:10 AM
RE: Favorite Jokes - by Teacher - 06-18-2012, 12:34 AM
RE: Favorite Jokes - by Lady Cop - 06-18-2012, 12:59 AM
RE: Favorite Jokes - by HairOfTheDog - 06-18-2012, 08:47 PM
RE: Favorite Jokes - by pspence - 06-19-2012, 06:35 AM
RE: Favorite Jokes - by Ma Huang Sor - 06-19-2012, 08:18 AM
RE: Favorite Jokes - by Ma Huang Sor - 06-20-2012, 07:10 AM
RE: Favorite Jokes - by Teacher - 06-20-2012, 07:01 PM
RE: Favorite Jokes - by Ma Huang Sor - 06-20-2012, 07:03 PM
RE: Favorite Jokes - by Ma Huang Sor - 06-20-2012, 07:06 PM
RE: Favorite Jokes - by Teacher - 06-23-2012, 12:24 AM
RE: Favorite Jokes - by Ma Huang Sor - 06-26-2012, 02:30 PM
RE: Favorite Jokes - by Clang McFly - 06-26-2012, 07:31 PM
RE: Favorite Jokes - by Lady Cop - 06-27-2012, 05:00 PM
RE: Favorite Jokes - by Ma Huang Sor - 06-27-2012, 05:32 PM
RE: Favorite Jokes - by Teacher - 06-28-2012, 02:07 AM
RE: Favorite Jokes - by Midwest Spy - 06-28-2012, 03:43 PM
RE: Favorite Jokes - by Midwest Spy - 06-28-2012, 04:08 PM
RE: Favorite Jokes - by Ma Huang Sor - 07-01-2012, 12:16 PM
RE: Favorite Jokes - by Donovan - 07-01-2012, 04:56 PM
RE: Favorite Jokes - by Donovan - 07-01-2012, 05:11 PM
RE: Favorite Jokes - by Ma Huang Sor - 07-01-2012, 07:14 PM
RE: Favorite Jokes - by Teacher - 07-05-2012, 12:22 PM
RE: Favorite Jokes - by Duchess - 07-05-2012, 12:31 PM
RE: Favorite Jokes - by ramseycat - 07-05-2012, 12:35 PM
RE: Favorite Jokes - by Duchess - 07-05-2012, 12:39 PM
RE: Favorite Jokes - by Ma Huang Sor - 07-05-2012, 02:33 PM
RE: Favorite Jokes - by ramseycat - 07-05-2012, 02:35 PM
RE: Favorite Jokes - by Teacher - 07-23-2012, 10:59 PM
RE: Favorite Jokes - by Ma Huang Sor - 07-24-2012, 08:15 AM
RE: Favorite Jokes - by Teacher - 07-28-2012, 12:00 AM
RE: Favorite Jokes - by Teacher - 08-14-2012, 10:50 PM
RE: Favorite Jokes - by Lady Cop - 08-14-2012, 11:09 PM
RE: Favorite Jokes - by Donovan - 08-15-2012, 12:44 AM
RE: Favorite Jokes - by Teacher - 08-17-2012, 10:07 PM
RE: Favorite Jokes - by Teacher - 11-30-2012, 04:44 AM