07-03-2012, 04:36 PM
Wait, weren't we talking about sordid sally's life of underground, underaged keg parties and trading yet-to-be-named favors for booze?
Come to think of it, Sally: if you married while in high school and have been married ever since (an admirable feat to be sure) exactly WHEN during that time did you get those free drinks you were bragging about, with your pleasant looks? And from whom?
Or you could just say "uncle" now. Who knows, maybe it was an "uncle" buying you drinks. This story maybe ought to be moved to the crime forum, it's getting messier and messier.
Come to think of it, Sally: if you married while in high school and have been married ever since (an admirable feat to be sure) exactly WHEN during that time did you get those free drinks you were bragging about, with your pleasant looks? And from whom?
Or you could just say "uncle" now. Who knows, maybe it was an "uncle" buying you drinks. This story maybe ought to be moved to the crime forum, it's getting messier and messier.