07-03-2012, 11:02 PM
(07-03-2012, 10:43 PM)username Wrote: No! This is like every cheesey pick up line rolled in to one. Yuk. I just want to escape unmolested FFS. I would gladly kill/divorce my husband if he did this shit.
If your husband did shit like that you should consider yourself blessed to be a vessel for the semen of such a virile master of a man.
Or get some uglier friends.