07-04-2012, 02:28 PM
(07-04-2012, 11:26 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: pspence,
did you get Dick's memo that the weekly or bi-weekly ass-kisser award has been discontinued?
...I it's still possible if you get your dick on now.
Alright you sons of bitches! For this 4th of july you bastards...I hope:
Dick's pirate party sucks and no one shows up but Sinister in her assless chaps...
LC's boyfriend loses a multimillion case and he has to cancel their trip to Europe
Donavan and J'smom dont get laid this weekend
I do
duchess' grounds keeper doesn't show up and she has to vacuum the pool and shoval shit in the horse stalls
Maggot and Riotgear realize they are out of pot until monday
MIdwestspy's wife tells him she hopes he remembers her whiskey buiscuit cause his days of ever seeing it again are over
Clang's thong shrinks in the drier
Ma's wife screams shes so sick of his freakin' rusty pinball machines while his corn burns up on the grill
Sally's ass goes from looking like Kim Kardasiani's to looking like...umm....mine
Aussie trips on her face while dancing and releases a steady stream of profanity which gets her fired from all future videos
Cracker's son comes home (safely and a hero) but tells her to kiss his ass that he's going to marry the transvestite former hooker no matter what she says
HairoftheDog just wasn't so damn cute anymore and developed anopecia, all her hair fell out while nursing a raging case of Ebola or madcow (waiting lab results)
User's husband gets manboobs and loses his gorgeous bod. ( I still want one of their embryos)
Crash comes to the US, has a torid affair with Ramsey and ends up an agent in her office with 3 kids and a shitload of tools
On bendedknee has an epiphany and becomes a southern baptist preacher with a growing flock last seen in west va. FBI is investigating rumors of them being kept against their will, bended knees fascination with the toddler class and strong hallucinogens being used while the members are frequently seen marching naked through town singing moon river
FAQ, that attention whore bitch, brought home a bedbug infestation from her vacation at the 5 star resort
Teacher got arrested for getting caught with the principle in a compromising position in the library behind the cat in the hat display
That's the best I got. Have I got a shot???? I didnt think so...
Spay and neuter your dogs and cats. Ban gas chambers in your local shelters. User made the call. User made a difference! 