The Riotgear and Aussiefriend thread

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Two interesting facts about Aussie... She likes men so dark that you can't see them after 8pm and she believes God works in mysterious ways.

I figured I'd just throw that out there since this thread is dying.

You bitch, at least I can get a man.

Wut? She's been married 20 years and last I checked you're pretty much a spinster.