Hello all of you +1 or more people

[Donovan]

I always thought I should go with criminal mastermind but they really only get one job description: take over the world. Can you imagine the logistical nightmare that would be? We can't even get neighborhoods to get along without shooting each other, let alone countries, and coordinating trash collection would make my hair fall out.

So I settled for Gadfly. I get to bitch all I want, never contribute a fucking thing, but complain about what everyone else is doing in a dry sardonic tone. Fucking sweet gig, it's like being a talk show host but I don't have to leave the couch.