Hello all of you +1 or more people

[Donovan]

So I settled for Gadfly. I get to bitch all I want, never contribute a fucking thing, but complain about what everyone else is doing in a dry sardonic tone. Fucking sweet gig, it's like being a talk show host but I don't have to leave the couch.

I'm not seeing the talk show host part at all, but nobody does the gadfly better. Thanks for assuring us that it's a role you play intentionally; makes it almost seem normal...

That's because you haven't heard my rap. I'm one charming SOB when I wanna be. Besides, there's always room for another opinionated asshole on tv, we never get enough of them.