07-08-2012, 12:04 AM
What part of "You haven't HEARD me" is perplexing you? For that matter, what part of "I'm a lazy motherfucker" are you struggling with?
But if you must know, I'd be one of those local cable access talk show dudes, the kind that do conspiracy rants and profanity laced monologues and then spend a few minutes yelling at local crazies like the guy who started the religion of worshipping Smurfs or the guy who ran for mayor with his dog.
Remember Wally George? That guy.
Oh yeah, and my first guest would almost certainly be you, just to prove once and for all you're a real girl. And if not, well, I could work well with a sockpuppet sidekick.
But if you must know, I'd be one of those local cable access talk show dudes, the kind that do conspiracy rants and profanity laced monologues and then spend a few minutes yelling at local crazies like the guy who started the religion of worshipping Smurfs or the guy who ran for mayor with his dog.
Remember Wally George? That guy.
Oh yeah, and my first guest would almost certainly be you, just to prove once and for all you're a real girl. And if not, well, I could work well with a sockpuppet sidekick.