The Riotgear and Aussiefriend thread

[Ma Huang Sor]

I don't have a God or a husband or a dad. I can do whatever the fuck I want to do.

Praise Jesus.

I have a wife but I can still do whatever I want to do, at least until I want some, then I do whatever she wants.

I don't know about God. Seems implausible to believe this is all some sort of cosmic accident. I can't decide whether god would be a Hairy Thunderer or a Cosmic Muffin.

My dads been dead for years, so I guess there is a God.