Lyndon Baines Johnson Appreciation Thread

[Ma Huang Sor]

LBJ would make reporters strip first and get into the White House swimming pool, where he'd talk to them. Then would come his "un-veiling" of the Largest Cock in the modern world and he would give an interview to the "little people". When swimming nude with others, he would shake his horse cock at them and say, "If any of this gets out, you're finished."