07-10-2012, 08:35 PM
(07-10-2012, 08:15 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: My father, when I was just a kid was watching us over the weekend while my mom was away visiting her family. I remember my dad giving each of us a dollar to not eat dinner. We were ecstatic as we each went to bed, hungry, to be sure, but
a dollar richer.
We wake up the next morning to the smells and sounds of crackling bacon; scrambled eggs, and sourdough toast with butter and honey. Freshly squeezed orange juice greeted us at the table. We sit down at our respective seats, ready for a feast.
My dad pauses for just a moment and then announces, "Breakfast served! One dollar."
Your Dad is hilarious!
Devil Money Stealing Aunt