07-14-2012, 04:10 PM
I just been trolled!
I don't know why, but I find this hilarious.
After scrubbing 2 toilets, 2 showers and sweeping floors, I took a break to play on-line quick Scrabble. Players are random. So, I'm up first. I do my word, and then my opponent starts trying to make words without touching any of my letters; clear on the other side of the board. I'm thinking, "wtf?, meh, maybe a foreign novice". Whatever.
At the last second before the 2 minute timer expires, he (male avatar) spells the word "in", using a blank for the "i" on a triple letter square, for a total of "1 point". Okay.
On we go. I spell "taxi" and he's up again. He tries to put "women" after taxi. The board rejects it, over and over and over again. For 2 minutes, he keeps putting "women" after "taxi". Now, I'm laughing and his time expires. So, I'm up and I spell "unedited", using all my letters on a triple word score and getting 50 bonus points. The scores like 80 to 1. I jump over to Mock knowing this guy will take 2 minutes to do nothing.
I jump back to the game after 90 seconds, and he's trying to make the word "menunedited". I'm feeling sorry for the foreign speaker, til I look over to the right where there's a chat box that I've never used. The guy, in perfect English, has called me a "cunt", told me that I'm a cheater and that "unedited" isn't a real word. He's also posted that he's "met plenty of cunting taxiwomen" so the board must be rigged.
I'm laughing and just keep playing. A few turns later, he posts that I'm the first advanced player that didn't cut the game off after a few turns and he thinks that I'm "a cool enough cunt to drive a taxi in NYC and that's his unedited opinion". Also informs me that he'll be looking to play me again under one of his other "player names", then he cuts out.
Trolled at the Pogo Scrabble board. What's this world coming to?!
P.s. if you don't think this long story is funny as hell, try scrubbing toilets and grout with Clorox Bleach for an hour and read it again.
I don't know why, but I find this hilarious.
After scrubbing 2 toilets, 2 showers and sweeping floors, I took a break to play on-line quick Scrabble. Players are random. So, I'm up first. I do my word, and then my opponent starts trying to make words without touching any of my letters; clear on the other side of the board. I'm thinking, "wtf?, meh, maybe a foreign novice". Whatever.
At the last second before the 2 minute timer expires, he (male avatar) spells the word "in", using a blank for the "i" on a triple letter square, for a total of "1 point". Okay.
On we go. I spell "taxi" and he's up again. He tries to put "women" after taxi. The board rejects it, over and over and over again. For 2 minutes, he keeps putting "women" after "taxi". Now, I'm laughing and his time expires. So, I'm up and I spell "unedited", using all my letters on a triple word score and getting 50 bonus points. The scores like 80 to 1. I jump over to Mock knowing this guy will take 2 minutes to do nothing.
I jump back to the game after 90 seconds, and he's trying to make the word "menunedited". I'm feeling sorry for the foreign speaker, til I look over to the right where there's a chat box that I've never used. The guy, in perfect English, has called me a "cunt", told me that I'm a cheater and that "unedited" isn't a real word. He's also posted that he's "met plenty of cunting taxiwomen" so the board must be rigged.
I'm laughing and just keep playing. A few turns later, he posts that I'm the first advanced player that didn't cut the game off after a few turns and he thinks that I'm "a cool enough cunt to drive a taxi in NYC and that's his unedited opinion". Also informs me that he'll be looking to play me again under one of his other "player names", then he cuts out.
Trolled at the Pogo Scrabble board. What's this world coming to?!
P.s. if you don't think this long story is funny as hell, try scrubbing toilets and grout with Clorox Bleach for an hour and read it again.