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[HairOfTheDog]

This is actually why I like you, MS. You are "that guy" in some ways, you know it, and you generally don't try to hide it.

It's also why I truly liked your Uncle Rio avatar - my favorite character from "Napolean Dynamite". I love that movie. My friends all hate it and find nothing funny about it. Fuck em; it cracks me up every single time I see it on cable and can't turn past it.

Pedro for President!

I may have to bring Uncle Rico's pic back (everyone else said he was super ugly) to make you and me happy.

Thanks for the compliments!!

By the way, what's your sign?

Hey man, I'm not buying the breast enhancer. Take the compliments and move along, now... I've seen what your product does to a woman.