12-07-2008, 10:30 AM
F.U. Dont ask again Wrote:Yes Maggot the memories. These family get together's always warm the heart. Hell we even do a family reunion every year. The hole family tree shows up, I mean every last uncle, aunt, child and cousin. All fucking 7 of us are there can you believe that? Then the moonshine starts flowing and the next thing ya know there's Eddie with his pants down again. But that's ok on account that I have a hard time pleasing my woman, on account of my little dick and all. Momma always told me, as she was pulling on it when I was a child, that it would grow some day. But Mamma lied. Now that I think about that it pisses me off. I don't think I am gunna lick her vibrator clean for her tonight, that lying bitch.It's better with the crusties left on.::thumbs::