Dear Maggot MD

[HairOfTheDog]

actually i fail to see how a psychiatrist could be of assistance in this dilemma. i would take a coping saw to the damn thing, THEN throw it away.

That's just it, LC. I still have hope. Every few days, I open the fridge and try again. I keep thinking, "this time, it's gonna open up to me, just like it should." I don't want to damage it or dump it and render it a useless investment, unless it's absolutely necessary. I just can't quit it prematurely. This is why I seek professional mock advice.