Favorite Jokes

[Teacher]

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**'Hello?'**




**'Hi honey.**
**This is Daddy.**
**Is Mummy near the phone?'**




**'No, Daddy.**
**She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'**






**After a brief pause,**








**Daddy says,**
**'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'**






**'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mummy,**
**Right now.'**






Brief Pause.






**'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**
**Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**
**And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mummy**
**That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'**




**'Okay, Daddy, Just a minute.'**




**A few minutes later**
**The little girl comes back to the phone.**




**'I did it, Daddy.'**



**'And what happened, honey?' **


'Well, Mummy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.**





**Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**
**And now she isn't moving at all!'**





**'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'**





**'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.**





**He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**
**And into the swimming pool.**
**But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water**
**Last week to clean it.** **He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'**








*****Long Pause*****









*****Longer Pause*****









*****Even Longer Pause*****








**Then Daddy says,**






**'Swimming pool? ............**





**Is this 955-5566 ?'*










*No, I think you have the wrong number.........