FOR THE LOVE OF AN ANIMAL

[Donovan]

I learned to drive by stealing a car and driving it several states over (long story) and one of the worst parts of that experience was that in the first few minutes behind the wheel a squirrel committed squirrelcide by throwing itself under my wheels. I learned two lessons that day: first, if you panic and ditch a stolen car, do it inside a town so you don't have to walk as far; and second, if you hit something with your car and you can't stop, under NO circumstances should you ever look into the rear view mirror.