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This is a special time of year
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12-09-2008, 06:36 PM
I hope that when putting up your real tree, you get it standing and as you are turning the lastscrew on the last knob it tips away from you and starts to fall. You try to grab it and keep it from hitting the lamp but your index finger catches on the water hole and the tree stump and snips off the first digit there, it will sting so you on reflex yank your hand away. It pulls away from the base of the tree squirtingall over the living room. Everyone is screaming as they rush you to the emergency room only to find out that apon arriving you forgot the digit in the watering bowl besides the "keepit green" formula and the cat is now eating it.........Merry Christmas.Smiley_emoticons_biggrin
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[No subject] - by Middle Finger - 12-09-2008, 09:22 AM
[No subject] - by Lady Cop - 12-09-2008, 01:08 PM
[No subject] - by F.U. - 12-09-2008, 01:17 PM
[No subject] - by Maggot - 12-09-2008, 06:36 PM
[No subject] - by LuMPyPussy - 12-09-2008, 06:39 PM
[No subject] - by Maggot - 12-09-2008, 06:40 PM
[No subject] - by Sinister - 12-09-2008, 07:10 PM
[No subject] - by Middle Finger - 12-09-2008, 07:16 PM
[No subject] - by LuMPyPussy - 12-09-2008, 07:17 PM
[No subject] - by LuMPyPussy - 12-09-2008, 07:18 PM
[No subject] - by Lady Cop - 12-09-2008, 07:21 PM
[No subject] - by ramseycat - 12-09-2008, 07:34 PM
[No subject] - by Maggot - 12-09-2008, 07:46 PM
[No subject] - by LuMPyPussy - 12-09-2008, 07:48 PM
[No subject] - by Maggot - 12-09-2008, 07:49 PM
[No subject] - by sally - 12-09-2008, 09:27 PM
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[No subject] - by AnonyMoose - 12-09-2008, 10:22 PM
[No subject] - by LuMPyPussy - 12-09-2008, 10:22 PM
[No subject] - by Middle Finger - 12-09-2008, 10:22 PM
[No subject] - by Momster - 12-09-2008, 10:30 PM
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[No subject] - by Momster - 12-09-2008, 10:34 PM
[No subject] - by Middle Finger - 12-09-2008, 10:37 PM
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