do you read everything at Mock?

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I've read every word ever posted in Mock. I've been known to say "tl/dr" but that's only done to fuck with whoever posted it, I don't click links posted by just anyone, I don't listen to all the music posted and on occasion I will quickly skim a post if it has to do with animal abuse or hunting. I've never clicked on "mark forum as read".

I know where all the skeletons are.