08-03-2012, 12:55 PM
8/3/1492
In 1492,
Columbus sailed the oceans blue
He had three ships to join the fun
loaded down with men and guns
He wanted a route to West Indies ASAP,
but couldn't read a fucking map
It was a scurvy, stinky band
that finally reached Bahamas land
And when they met some native dudes
His fortunes were made and theirs were screwed.
He called 'em injuns and that name stuck
Columbus: what a stupid fuck.
In 1492,
Columbus sailed the oceans blue
He had three ships to join the fun
loaded down with men and guns
He wanted a route to West Indies ASAP,
but couldn't read a fucking map
It was a scurvy, stinky band
that finally reached Bahamas land
And when they met some native dudes
His fortunes were made and theirs were screwed.
He called 'em injuns and that name stuck
Columbus: what a stupid fuck.