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Jeremy Johnson, 20, of Pennsylvania, pleaded guilty to breaking into a barn and performing oral sex on a female horse, Pennlive.com reports.

Johnson was sentenced to two-and-a-half years probation for defiant trespass and sexual intercourse with an animal.

Police were called to the Perry County farm for a possible break-in at around 1 a.m. on May 2. The barn's owner told police that an employee spotted Johnson in the stables after alarms were tripped.

Johnson told officers he had been job-hunting at the barn previously and did not realize the time. He also said he had been at the barn for an hour and had licked a horse, according to a previous Pennlive.com story.

Johnson's case comes on the heels of a story earlier this year about a man who was accused of receiving oral sex from a horse, but was not charged under the state's recently passed bestiality law because of an apparent oral sex loophole in the ordinance.