08-11-2012, 06:45 AM
(08-10-2012, 08:59 AM)Sphincter Cop Wrote: Police were called to the Perry County farm for a possible break-in at around 1 a.m. on May 2. The barn's owner told police that an employee spotted Johnson in the stables after alarms were tripped.
Johnson told officers he had been job-hunting at the barn previously and did not realize the time. He also said he had been at the barn for an hour and had licked a horse, according to a previous Pennlive.com story.
Just re-reading this story again - so the guy was there at 1am and didn't know the time...Right. Idiot or bad liar. Or both.
I wonder if he was caught in the act or just admitted to it? If he wasn't caught and admitted to it anyway not only is he a perv, he is a first class fool as well. But then if you are going to engage in oral sex with a horse, you are not in the realms of normalilty!
Finally, you know that old saying "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse". I will never ever think of that the same after reading this story!
