08-12-2012, 05:09 PM
This topic is for all the stupid, outrageous and otherwise bizarre shit the internet sez, and therefore must be true no matter how wild or preposterous the claim. Please check all skepticism at the door, in this thread we suspend all disbelief and encourage our favorite kind of bull...the gullibull.
For example, the internet sez our DNA is currently being cooked and upgraded by the Annunaki, the reptilians, the space Gods or the Grays depending on what youtube video you listen to. In this DNA upgrade, the enlightened ones will get powers like telepathy, levitation, and other cool abilities. I'm totally hoping for x ray vision. But I'm not picky.
Although there are dozens of videos and links discussing this topic if you type in "2012 dna", I chose this one because it has an announcer with a British accent, is dry and kinda boring, and is therefore even more plausible than the regular ones.
Feel free to comment on our impending mutant uprising or post your own "thoroughly true because the internet said it" link.
For example, the internet sez our DNA is currently being cooked and upgraded by the Annunaki, the reptilians, the space Gods or the Grays depending on what youtube video you listen to. In this DNA upgrade, the enlightened ones will get powers like telepathy, levitation, and other cool abilities. I'm totally hoping for x ray vision. But I'm not picky.
Although there are dozens of videos and links discussing this topic if you type in "2012 dna", I chose this one because it has an announcer with a British accent, is dry and kinda boring, and is therefore even more plausible than the regular ones.
Feel free to comment on our impending mutant uprising or post your own "thoroughly true because the internet said it" link.