I was just about to call you all fuckasses...

[Eat Shit And Die]

Thanks everyone i had a really naughty birthday well up to my own standards, I appreciate all the sentiments

Does this put you into your third decade yet? Because that takes you one step further from being the coolest badass rebel in the club, and one year closer to being "Hey who invited their creepy uncle?"

That's right - Trips to the nightclub getting more awkward by the day.

Pretty soon you get to pay for pussy like the rest of us.

Im unfortunately/fortunately 29 year old almost midlife crisis guy who is dating a lovely 18 year old French girl, as soon as i get a porsche y'all can shoot me.

Like I said, paying for pussy like the rest of us. Oh, you thought I meant pay her. Give it a few years.

Come on give me some credit i have understood that for years, 99% of the time it would be cheaper and far less hassle to go do a brass, still prefer to pay her food and booze(lil frenchie) than go stand with guy who runs the burger van up town while he shuffles into the brothel sideways becoz hes such a fat cunt.

You just never know what you're going to find when you look for birthday greetings.

I never sent you a pic then? Damn soz hun, thought i woulda done that auto pilot.

I demand you correct this horrible oversight immediately!!

we will figure somin ooot.