08-14-2012, 06:07 PM
I was standing next to a big black lady in the store yesterday with my daughter and she was talking on her phone swearing all over the place. I inched towards her and started scratching my head, then my ass, then my armpits then my balls all the time inching closer to her. She practically ran into the next aisle.........
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He ain't heavy, he's my brother.