Intro Thread

[Ilyanna]

The trick is to wear only boots, put your nonjacking fist on your hip, and stare at yourself sternly in the mirror while chanting the above mantra.

Am I right fellas?

Sounds great in theory, but by the time a decision has been made as to which boots to wear under consideration of all parameters, the moment's passed and all that is left is a silly looking person in a room full of scattered shoes staring into the mirror and finding yet another additional 100 gr of fat on said hip.

Am I right, gals?