08-19-2012, 01:29 AM
(08-19-2012, 12:36 AM)sally Wrote:(08-19-2012, 12:19 AM)Clang McFly Wrote:(08-19-2012, 12:16 AM)sally Wrote:(08-19-2012, 12:06 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: I plan on taking my date to Taco Bell...where afterwards we can take turns "running for the border" in between lovemaking.
That's really disgusting Clang, Jesus Christ. You are your own cock blocker.
Jesus Christ, Sally. Have a sense of humor. I wouldn't really do that. I was only kidding.
Translation: I'm cheap and really would take my date to Taco Bell for dinner. When she shits herself and wipes her ass with my mom's decorative towels because we never have toilet paper, that would be due to cause and effect and not karma.
Are you serious?...my mom has tons of toilet paper...she's a one woman diarrhea factory. Seriously...we'll buy a 20 roll pack and then she'll tell us to go out and buy another one because she might have diarrhea.
Golden Corral ain't cheap...its an $11 buffet...brisket...ribs...chocolate fountain...cotton candy...
My mom don't have decorative towels...she's lucky if she can keep Dad from pissing on the walls and floor.