Why I don't go out in public much

[Middle Finger]

You have to be retarded to like England more than America, generally speaking.

Unless of course you prefer a country with a rich heritage and culture with real castles instead of plastic Disney ones.

::bravo::

Someone please tell this idiot that Queens and castles went out centuries ago.

Historical and cultural jealousy is quite sad really.

::aww::

I think we made it pretty fucking clear that we reject your history and culture when we kicked your culture and history to the curb to make our own.

Just sayin, I think it was clear over 200 years ago. ::thumbs:: But you keep your Queen. ::lmao::

Over two million fat, waddling yank tourists every year says different you cock.

You have us to thank for everything, your country, your language, your "culture" which is just re-hashed versions of European culture, EVERYTHING.

Without England your country would not exist.

You are quite welcome.

Please read a history book. America was and is comprised of an amazing array of cultures. NO ONE in the history of the world compares to America on the mixing pot level. We kicked your castle-Queen medieval ass to start our own culture - one based upon diversity and freedom. Cultures from all over the world, including Europe where the colonists came from, got put into the mix. Your medieval tyranny got left behind, and still infects you (see: dumb fucking Queen of England bullshit).

The fact that we share some big things does not negate the point that we took what we want, kicked out what we didn't want, did it successfully, and went on to be the one people kill themselves to get to, ask aid from, and get saved by. We did it for freedom. You exist because in your history, everyone pretended royalty was ordained by God and that you subjects didn't deserve freedom.

We kicked your ass twice and judging by your smart-mouth comments, it seems you might be in need of another. We'd send Madagascar to kick your ass, or maybe even Jamaica, but we like some fun, too.

If you feel that you do in fact need another ass-kicking to help get your historical and cultural perspective back in order, just send us an Ass-Kicking Request form. Not filling it out completely may delay your ass-kicking.