Why I don't go out in public much

[Middle Finger]

Mocking is a game of chess, not tic, tac, toe.

Mocking YOU is a game of tic tac toe.

Tic - you're a faggy English Muffin asshole

Tac - you're jealous that you are not an American

Toe - you're too ugly to show a pic of yourself due to horrible teeth

I win.

Tic - You're a greasy guinea pussy with latent insecure homosexual tendencies.

Tac - I'd rather be a blind Puerto Rican drug mule than a yank.

Toe - You're too busy polishing your piss-tol to finger bang your beast of a wife.

Game, set and match.

Tic - I'm more man than you in every single possible way. Name all the ways a man can be a man, and there's my name above yours. Period. I even bet your womanly self-defense cell phone does your fucking nails for you.

Tac - You'd be lucky to be a Peurto Rican drug mule - at least they're useful and generally free from mental dysfunction.

Toe - If I owned guns or banged my wife any more than I do now my house would qualify under State law as a militarized sperm bank. You, on the other hand, hug your girlfriend if you hear a strange noise at night.

By the way, you may notice that she bangs you (notice I said she bangs YOU, the soft womanly nerd, not the other way around) only once every two months or so. Coincidentally* that's when her vibrator batteries run out, prompting a pity fuck for you. Merry Christmas.

* not really a coincidence


You lose, just like your Country and your girlfriend. Now go fuck a Level 50 Mage doll and brush those horrible English Muffin teeth that you're afraid to show us.

And yes, I DO post for votes.