Hellooo, all of you interesting people!

[Midwest Spy]

I'd get your wife tipsy/drunk & hit on her. You know how affectionate she can be after having a few.

She's just like Karen from Will & Grace.

She's not afraid of some girl-on-girl 'over the blouse' fondling.

She loves her wine, too, so it won't be too difficult to get her 'in the mood' so to speak.