Hellooo, all of you interesting people!

[Ilyanna]

WAAAAHHHH, Duchess is playing favorites!!!

If you had the same kind of chemistry that I have with Duchess, you'd possibly be a favorite too.

I can't resist her feminine, ahem... 'charms', and she's powerless against my blue eyes, salt & pepper hair and boyish good looks.

Good luck, Ily.

Haha, I do have boyish good looks, too .... oh, wait.
Nah, I know how it is with chemistry. Standing between two elements when they're drawn to each other will either make your surroundings heat up uncomfortably or lead to unexpected explosions, and nobody wants that, really

I'll just continue beating username to a pulp over the 'net, that's easier than pleasing that high-maintenance aristo, anyway.