Allow me to introduce an alarmingly Dangerous new snack for you

[Riotgear]

So I went to find the aforementioned dangerous snack and I was only able to find AN EVEN MORE DANGEROUS SNACK.

I couldn't find the Toasted Coconut. I found the German Chocolate Cake version.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

We had to make a point of not eating the whole bag in the car on the way home.