Hellooo, all of you interesting people!

[Ilyanna]

in Purgatory i beat newbies with rubber truncheons, place them under bare swinging hot light bulbs and interrogate them mercilessly.

it's the sensible thing to do *nods*
I've been trying to turn our TK newbie-subforum into a room like that for ages, but those damn admins are bloody liberals and always start babbling about personal rights and bs like that. There was a glorious time once when we had two super-smart bouncers who were really dedicated to detect the riffraff, but you can only inflict that much pain before the people in line get impatient...